The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!