- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to blink one second faster then usual.

The power to shower naked.

the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

The power to sleep

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

The power to never stop shitting.

The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

the power to win any shit eating contest.

The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

Pointless Super Powers