The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to talk to dust

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to do nothing

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!