- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

The ability to Transform into an active grenade

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

The power to make yourself not have a super power

The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

The ability to be invincible, but still die.

The power to heal...... Your Opponent

the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

The power to both love and hate marmite.

the power to morph into yourself

The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

The power to turn into a laptop forever

The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

Pointless Super Powers