The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to see through my eye lids

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the power to die at will

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!