The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power of love

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!