The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!