The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to pee standing up

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The Power to die at will

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!