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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours
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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.
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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater
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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.
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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn
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The ability to have no abilities.
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Reverse Pooping
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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.
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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC
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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen
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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.
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The power to eat air with your lungs
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the power to eat waffles
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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian
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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis
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The Power to die at will
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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.
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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital
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the power to see through my eye lids
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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another
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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.
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The power to turn into a baby randomly
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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.
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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!