The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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Death at will

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to die at will

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!