you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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32% Levitation.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to turn any object into food

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to pee poop

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!