The power to cease to exist at birth!

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Meatvision.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to talk to dust

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!