the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to talk to dust

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to die at will.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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to make asians smart

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!