The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to talk to dust

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to sh*t bricks

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!