- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

the ability to lick your own elbow

The power to understand irony.

The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

the ability to make real zero dollar bills

the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

The power to see the future but through a straw.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

the power to summon 10 ants every week

The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

The power to change lemonade into lemons.

the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

the power to fart terrible gas

Pointless Super Powers