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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire
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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary
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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.
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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.
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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne
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The power to become a carrot.
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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back
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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !
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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish
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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey
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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you
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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing
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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.
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The power to shower naked.
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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road
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the power to be phone
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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.
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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.
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the power to kill yourself at will
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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.
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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !
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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.
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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.
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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!