The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to pee standing up

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The Power to die at will

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The power to die at will.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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the power die if you think.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!