The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to get older every second

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The ability to breathe automatically

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!