the power to die....

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The ability to part...hair.

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Meatvision.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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the power to make food shrimp.

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the power to shit cellulose

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!