the ability to digest any food easily

The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

The power to vomit whenever you want to.

The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The power to take away your power.

the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

The power to fart really smelly :P

the power to get a free game but can't play it.

the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

The power to catch em all

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!