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Meatvision.
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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!
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The power to to think less
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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds
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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.
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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.
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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond
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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands
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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand
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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.
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power to blow out candles with you arse
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The power to be justin beiber
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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers
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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.
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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.
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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.
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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.
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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.
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the power to make elton john gay
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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.
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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.
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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.
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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.
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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!