The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

how bout the power to shit bricks....

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

The ability to draw an imperfect circle

The power to fly without leaving the ground.

The power to simply walk into mordor.

the power to have diarrhea at any time

The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

The power to know that Han Solo dies

The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

the power of mind controlling...yourself

the power to smell tastebuds

The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!