The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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A healing punch

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to pee poop

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!