The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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the power to not have a power

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The Power to die at will

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to shit in your eye

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!