Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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Death at will

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!