- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

The power to see through pastry..

Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

The power to melt ice into hot ice

The power to switch gender identity

The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

The power to be justin beiber

The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

The power to withstand camel rape.

The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

Pointless Super Powers