the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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Reverse Pooping

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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the power to eat waffles

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!