- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

The power to die at will.

The power to think outside the bun.

The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

The super power to control paper.

The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

The power to get to the end of Temple Run

The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

the power to be phone

The ability to go 100% slower

To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

The power to get older every second

The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

the power to tell when someone is in your car

the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

The power to get rid of feminism

The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

The power to poop out your penis.

The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

Pointless Super Powers