To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to sleep

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to give your wife rights

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!