The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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the power to walk on land.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to science.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to troll.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!