the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!