The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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the power to open a locked door with a key

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The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The power to cry lava.

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the power to rob a bank only with S.W.A.T beside you

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The power to feeling the earthquake effect after earthquake

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a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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The ability to defecate red clay bricks when startled or scared

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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the power to glow fainlty in broad daylight

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The power of being Chuck Norris and be the main utterly pointless source of pointless powers.

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the power to remember the lyrics to your least favorite song

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!