the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to talk to money.

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The ability to make dust accumulate on things five times faster than normal

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The power to raise or lower the temperature of the room you're in by 1 degree.

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The ability to speak backwards.

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The power to rot food at will.

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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The power to put both socks on at the same time.

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The power to go to hell

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The ability to be Rihanna only if in a car with Chris Brown

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the ability to be tied to train tracks

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

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the power to eat sharp objects but you have to poop it whole

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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The power to make you fap to anything.

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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the power to attract bullets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!