The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

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power to eat chicken raw!

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~The ability to understand Bob Dylan...~

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the ability to lie and never be believed

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the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

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the power to turn a dollar into four quarters

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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the ability to think you can fly

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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the ability to laugh when jay leno tells a joke.

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to throw a boomerang without it coming back.

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1.the power to touch anything that is touchable 2.The power to make any animal yawn 3.The power to walk on water only if your feet are not wet 4.The power to kill any1 but only if they are already dead 5.The power to sleep with megan fox only if you are blind deaf and have no feeling in your body

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the ability to get any ugly woman in the world.

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The ability to die at will.

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The ability to think about saying something,but then forget and spend an eternity trying to remember what it was.

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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The power to have sex with an alien but not know where to put it

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to not get killed by noob tubes.

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the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!