The ability to walk through closed doors, but only when they're unlocked

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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The power to create fire only when totally submerged underwater.

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the ability to be the best looking guy but only in jail

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The power to be black.

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The power to transform coke into pepsi....

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The power to turn into a taxi

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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the power to turn anything into candy but u r diabetic

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The power to be alive, many hours before you die

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.

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the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

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The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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the power to think with your mind only

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the ability to turn off any fans on a hot day

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The ability to crap barbed wire

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The power to cure a ham

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!