The power to see through bones.

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Invisibility that only works when your sining a lady gaga song

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The power of seeing the future in dreams without any context, and only realizing something is going to happen moments before it happens, but nothing you do can change anything.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to put it in Lady Gaga's pooper.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The ability to uncontrollably generate money, but only when your about to get mugged.

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The power to see your neighbor without looking.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to lick your own elbow...

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The power to convert any rare element into an abundant one.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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the power to turn a dollar into four quarters

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The power to eat three times a day.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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The power to make police believe you're driving in the wrong lane

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!