the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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the power to animate condiments

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power... to move you.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!