The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to turn any object into food

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the power to sneeze cum

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to make water expire.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to fly....underwater

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!