The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The ability to go to hell.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!