you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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the power to travel to the center of the earth

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The power to time travel to the present.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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The power to change your emotions

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to fart snot

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The power to slow down wet paint's drying speed.

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The power of women's rights.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to talk to animals but them not give a crap what your saying

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The power to audition for X-Factor with no fear, but only if you punch your freind.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to not see ads

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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to make asians smart

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!