to be under 9000

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to think oppositely

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The ability to understand abstract art.

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The power to moonwalk backwards (think about it)

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to walk .1% faster

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The ability to turn into Barbara Walters

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!