The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to have a small penis

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!