The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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Possess irresistible pheromones that only work on male razorback gorillas.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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Grass eating

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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the power to fly while under water

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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the power to be in AA.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!