The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to go suicide

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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the power to not have a power

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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Balls.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!