the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

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the ability to post here

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The ability to tapdance flawlessly while being booked for trespassing

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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the power to turn anything into candy but u r diabetic

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!