Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!