The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

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sexy

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to predict when a door will unlock.

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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the abillity to fart at will

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The power to have a power.

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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the ability to laugh when jay leno tells a joke.

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Poop

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the power to say you have no power

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Tree powers Activate.

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to put both socks on at the same time.

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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the power to talk to your elbow

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the ability to spell wrong

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!