The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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the ability to make warm, flat, generic brand lemon/lime soda trickle from the end of your pinky finger

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x-ray vision so strong that everything becomes invisible

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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the ability to bend your leg.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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Radiation resistant eyelashes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!