The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to bleed

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!