The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to see through anything except air.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to die

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!