- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

The Power of Anti-Sex

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

The power to blink one second faster then usual.

The Power to fart glitter

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

to be shitty

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!