The power of Acid Tears

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to mentally control houseflies.

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Aweonao

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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The power to always know the exact time.

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!