The power to only see glass.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to change your emotions

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to like any show

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the ability to post here

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power... to move you.

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!