The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

Super taste, while living in Mexico.

the ability to stay in the same place while running

The power to produce sweat when hot.

Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to eat three times a day.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

The power to die.

The power to erase anything written in pencil

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!