the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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Having the power to stand still

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to read

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to pee any color

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the power to suck your elbow

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!