The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to have all of Aquaman's powers, but not be able to swim.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to pee standing up

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to be HUMAN

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!