The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The ability to be any woman but only when she's in labor.

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to piss lemon juice

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to smell water.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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the ability to be a vampire on a stick

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!