The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The ability to Hi

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to have no power.

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!