The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

The super power to kill yourself at will

THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

the power to fire my lazer

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

The power to touch objects that are a millimeter from your fingertips.

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to clap with one hand.

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

The power to make my own sandwich

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

The power to die when u drink bleach

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!