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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.
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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive
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The super power to kill yourself at will
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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.
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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.
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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.
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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future
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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.
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the power of mind controlling...yourself
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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours
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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.
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the power to fire my lazer
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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.
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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging
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The power to touch objects that are a millimeter from your fingertips.
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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people
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The power to clap with one hand.
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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion
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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.
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The power to make my own sandwich
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The power to clap 14 times a second
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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.
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The power to die when u drink bleach
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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!