the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power of trolling your self

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!