- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to jizz on cue

The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

The power to make snow yellow

A good Kisser

Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to see your neck without a mirror

The power to have no power.

the power to fly but only upward

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.