The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to make everything smell like a Cinnabon store.

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The power to turn diamonds into coal.

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the power to create buttered toast from your ankles at a full moon.

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The power to shoot spider web from your finger, but only when you pick your nose

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to smell the inside of your nose.

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The power to talk to slugs but not have them understand what your saying.

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The power to see through your eyelids when blinking.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to create a mini Lego version of attractive girls that you see that move and talk realistically.

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The power of immunity to paper cuts.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to juggle cacti

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The power of asdfgh

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The ability to never grow any older but you are already 93 and in poor health.

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The ability to speak backwards.

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The power to breath in space

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The amazing ability of delayed reaction.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!