the power to become super attractive, when around blind people only

The power to transform coke into pepsi....

The ability to sneeze flames.

The ability to see your own imagination.

The power to defecate active grenades.

The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

The power to be a walrus

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

To have the power to give yourself a disease

The power to silence explosions.

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

The power of see inside your eyes.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

the power to turn wine into water

The power to rape your mom.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!