the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the power to go into a coma

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to vote

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!