Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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To have the ability to be a Paedophile like Tom Watts :-]

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The power to go to hell

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The awesome power to find Waldo.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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power to fly...backwards.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!