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The power drown in water
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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica
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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.
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The power to go to hell
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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.
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The power to lick your balls.
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The power to die at will
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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind
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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.
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wast your time on the computer
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The power to hold your breathe 1 second shorter than usualy when at a depth of over 20 feet
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The power to shag your best mates sister, and get away with it.
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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.
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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).
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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.
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to not blink for 5 seconds
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The Power to believe you have superpowers
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The power to rot food at will.
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The power to talk and listen at the same time
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The power to instantly become pregnant
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To have the power to breathe
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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.
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ability to tell the truth when not lying >.
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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!