The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The ability to compare apples to oranges.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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Nothing

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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the power to be immune to every thing but only after u die

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The amazing ability of delayed reaction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!