The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to fly....underwater

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!