The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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power to fart through your mouth

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to not get shit dick

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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ability to run very fast forever

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!