the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

a power to turn liquid into goo!

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

The ability to Hi

The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

The power to have no power.

the power to let dust gather twice as fast

The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to be 1% bullet proof.

The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

The power to teleport through open doors

The ability to visually contract STD's

The power to only drink liquids

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

mint berry crunch

The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!