The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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The power not to be Chuck Norris

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The power to change water into seltzer.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The ability to live forever until you die.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to shit in your eye

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!