The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!