The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to not have a superpower

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to speak to toasters

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!