the power to make music for deaf people

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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the power to use telepathy with yourself.

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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Look! In the sky! its captain beesting!

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to write on this website

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X-ray vision that only works on old mens clothes.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to talk to money.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!