The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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The power to go to hell

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!