The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to make women have their most amazing orgasms, but be hideously disfigured.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to make that slut age two years so you don't go to jail when she tells you she is 18.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to see the present.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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The power to part grass.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to guess a multiple choice answer correctly some of the time.

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the power of sleep while you're trying to wri... zZzZzZ

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The power to see into the past exactly one second.

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to extend the length of commercial when your going to the bathroom

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!