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The power to shrink your erection whenevery you want.

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Being Yianni.

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The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

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the ability to write this useless super power idea:"The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH" without being a mentally retarded.

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The power to destroy money but only your money.

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the power to use telepathy with yourself.

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the ability to have unimaginably wild sex with chuck norris only if your a man

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The ability to spontaneously combust

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The power to walk halfway through a wall.

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the ability to have $100,000,000 but owe your ex-wife $99,999,999

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The power to become bald 50% faster

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the power to change channel without the remote

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the ability to turn purple

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The power to go to hell

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The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

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The power to taste farts instead of smell them

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the power to glow fainlty in broad daylight

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the power to teleport 0.001cm in front of you

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The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water.

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The power to pee a few times every day.

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The power to erect twice as long as anybody else, but only if you're a female. -Shandric

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The power to cancel your own powers.

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The power to turn a wii or ps3 into an xbox 360

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!