the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to be a gamer

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to think.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability to be heard in space

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!