The power to shrink your penis every time you are aroused.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to warm an entire room when embarrassed.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The amazing ability of delayed reaction.

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The power to talk to animals but only if they've been run over first.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!