The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to fart the alphebet

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the power to run in slow motion

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the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to piss rainbows only in torrential downpours.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!