the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to be a human

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!