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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say
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Power to always have exact change.
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The power to live again but only while your still alive.
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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching
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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.
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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.
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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip
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The power to fly only when in a car.
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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell
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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow
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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.
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The power to have the longest little finger
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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man
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The power to understand irony.
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The power to shed hair
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The power to wink with both eyes
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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade
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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.
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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn
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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time
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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.
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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC
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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.
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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!