The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to exist

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to shed hair

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!