The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to poo.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!