The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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the power to dance in the dark

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The ability to smell colors.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to jump -50% higher

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!