The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to die but once

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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black people

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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the power to dance in the dark

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!