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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.
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the power to smell tastebuds
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A book on how to solve a paradix
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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush
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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance
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the power to kill yourself
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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.
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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him
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The power to make a small hamster yawn.
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The power to have children at will.
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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know
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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing
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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.
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The power to take away your power.
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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.
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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.
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The power to forget what you were going to say
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The power to catch em all
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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching
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The power to change the colour of your appendix
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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say
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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....
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Birthday In August Just wait On it
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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!