The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!