Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to not have a power.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to peel stickers

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to predict the past

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!