the ability to die once you have died

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to die and get away with it

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to see through air.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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To pee standing up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!