black people

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to write about power.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The ability to see through glass.

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The power to go suicide

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!