The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to to think less

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to die but once

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!