- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

The power to stay a virgin

The power to manage Chelsea FC

The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

The power to be socially impenetrive.

The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

The power to give yourself a sinus infection

The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

the power to fail any test you want

The power to give a **** about bigfoot

The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

the ability to spell wrong

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

The power to fly without leaving the ground.

The power to slam a revolving door.

The power to simply walk into mordor

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

Pointless Super Powers