the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The power to transform into air.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to eat food

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!