the power to die at will

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!