- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

The power to see through windows

The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

The power to be fat only when your at a party.

The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

The ability to perpetually masturbate.

The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

The power to change your mind

The power to put out light from your butt

Pointless Super Powers