the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to think you have powers.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to die at will

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to die but once

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!