- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to die at will

The ability to survive without an apendix.

The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: creepy theme

The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

The power of throwing back grenades

The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

Being able to fly.... in the water.

The power to poke

the power to see through glass

A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

The power to see through windows

Pointless Super Powers