the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!