the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

The power to turn gold into lead.

The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

the power to write on cellophane

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to give your wife rights

power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

The power to slam revolving doors.

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

the power to jump high but u have no legs

The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

The power to take a s*** on people

The Power of cheese

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!