The power to make objects slightly furry

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the power to be wrong

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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the power to dance in the dark

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The ability to smell colors.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to see through air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!