The power to slip on anything.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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A healing punch

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The power to sing but your mute

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the power to melt your bones

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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the power to die on the spot

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!