the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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the power to in power your self

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!