The power to see through windows!

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to swim on land

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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the power to glow in the light

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to send future you crazy

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the power to die at will

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!