The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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the power to have a power.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to be a human

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!