The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to catch em all

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to see through windows!

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the ability to enjoy school

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to see the present.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to bleed

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!