the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The ability to understand women!!

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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Melting

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!