The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

The power to give vegetables immortality.

The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

the ability to spell wrong

The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

The power to come back to life but only after u die

the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

The abliity to fall asleep while

The power to move 7% faster.

The power to understand myspace

The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!