The power to die and get away with it

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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the power to not watch south park

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to write about power.

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The ability to smell colors.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!