the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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black people

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!