The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power of Being stupid

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to peel stickers

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the power to die at will

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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the power to send future you crazy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!