The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to die at will

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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the power to send future you crazy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!