The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to write about power.

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the power to write only the letter R

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The power to eat soap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!