The power to see the present.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!