The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to spell backwards.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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hey

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!