Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to be a human

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!