The power to transform into yourself

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to piss lava.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to turn into an escalator

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!