The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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the ability to die once you have died

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The ability to fart pee.

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the power to not watch south park

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to transform into air.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!