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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.
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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances
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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot
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the ability to enjoy school
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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.
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The power to pee from your eyes
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The power to see the present.
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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.
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The power to have broads in Atlanta.
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The power to bleed
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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.
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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.
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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.
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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink
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The power to have a small penis
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thee power to not eat but still starve
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the power to have a power.
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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.
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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!
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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS
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The power to see through bones.
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The power to blink one second faster then usual.
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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!
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The power to attract bullets
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!