The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to swim on land

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!