Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to do nothing.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to control your own mind.

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the power to fart mace

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!