tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to give your wife rights

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The Power of cheese

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!