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The power to go blind at will.
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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.
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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.
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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win
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The power to fly with your feets on the ground
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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...
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the power to reseal bottle caps
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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.
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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance
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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.
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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.
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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.
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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him
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The power to make a small hamster yawn.
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the power to fall asleep while being awake
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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.
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The power to have children at will.
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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.
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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate
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The power to walk through air.
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The power to see through glass
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the ability to grow trees in the desert
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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out
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The power to imagine a new colour
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!