The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to swim on land

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to look through glass.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!