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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.
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the power to make elton john gay
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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.
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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.
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The power to do EXACTLY nothing
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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.
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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.
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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows
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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.
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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food
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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago
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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.
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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.
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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.
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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them
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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.
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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!
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The power to to think less
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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!
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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS
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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.
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The power to change lemonade into lemons.
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The power to turn coke into pepsi
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the power to give anyone an incurable disease
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!