The power to shit brix

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!