the ability to enjoy school

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to see through horses

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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black people

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50% invisibility while farting.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!