The power to have all your friends leave you

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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Acid pee

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!