The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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the ability to enjoy school

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!