The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to attract bullets

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Power to always have exact change.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to predict the past.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to lose your power at will

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the power to not have power

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!