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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.
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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.
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The power to give a **** about bigfoot
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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.
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power to see through glass doors
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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.
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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.
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The power of making toast land butter-side up
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The power to jump -50% higher
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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.
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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.
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The power to give yourself a sinus infection
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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand
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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.
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Lactokinesis
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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids
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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?
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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.
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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.
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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS
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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.
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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.
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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.
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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!