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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.
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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later
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the power to die at will
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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.
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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density
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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger
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The power to sh!t using your mind.
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the power die if you think.
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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether
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the power to reseal bottle caps
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The power to accept the terms and conditions
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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid
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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.
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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.
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The power to meme 20% harder
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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried
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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror
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The power to get to the end of Temple Run
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The super power to control paper.
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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment
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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes
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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..
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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards
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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!