the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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Lactokinesis

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to be normal.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!