The power to have a small penis

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to meme 20% harder

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to be justin beiber

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!