The power to have the longest little finger

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to write in invisible ink

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!