The power to not have a power.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to not Waste time

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to to think less

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!