The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!