The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to shit in your eye

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the power to die....

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!