the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power of exact change

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The power to exist

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The power to see through windows!

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to swim on land

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!