The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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power to have no power at all

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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Acid pee

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!